tennasea:

i was wearing my friends jumper today which is like 2 sizes too big for me and my shadow looked like jesus i cant stop laughing

twistingreality:

bethedoitsu:

illustry1120:

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

Get out.

OMG

brook:

poliwag more like poliswag

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

katyperryd:

me on my wedding day

(Source: katyperrydaughter)

best-of-funny:

ckings:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

welcome to tumblr everyone

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(Source: onita)