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boosprite:

OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY

so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

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pizzaforpresident: “ spookytastic: “ vroom vroom ” STOP I DON’T UNDERSTAND ”
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porch: “ best insult ever ”
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rossscarves:

when you try your best 

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but you dont

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succeed 

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(Source: cabinmusic)

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thediagonallie: “ This one time I just found a pear in the elevator ”
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beccathehatter: “ omfg ”
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spookypepper:

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my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy

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